This Is Probably The Most Terrifying / Amazing Thing You’ll See All Week

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Have you ever been on vacation and wished you had the entire pool to yourself? No kids dashing around, no loved up couple in the corner getting it on and no drunk people yell at each other from opposite ends. Just you, a giant pool crystal clear pool, the warm sun and not a single … Read more…

Sh*t Happens Sometimes

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When the sh*t hits the fan. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33.

25 Facts That Will Destroy Your Worldview

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1. Let’s start small… did you know that you can’t hum when you hold your nose closed? 2. Or that in France, people were still being executed by guillotine when Star Wars first premiered in movie theaters? 3. How about this: When the last mammoth finally died, the Great Pyramids were already 1,000 years old. … Read more…

37 Sublime Images To Wrap Your Head Around

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From sexy to crazy, it’s all here. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37.

Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is

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Ever since the words “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” were first put in that order by two possibly-stoned comic book artists in the ’80s, the world has wondered: Who is the best Turtle? Brave Leonardo? Clever Donatello? Affable Michelangelo? The other asshole? We (Maxwell Yezpitelok and M. Asher Cantrell) decided to find out by using every … Read more…

Everyday Objects That Were Turned Into Prison Weapons

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Bedpost Shotgun Toothbrush Crossbow Homemade Bomb Wooden Post Razor Whip Cardboard Pistol Chairleg Nunchucks Rasp Knuckleduster Fake Machine Gun Plastic Fork Eye Gouger Toilet Paper Shiv Razor Blade Comb Coffee Creamer Flamethrower Crucifix Shiv Spiked Glove Paper Shiv Window Glass Knife Scalding Melted Candy

Crazy Facts About Addiction You’ve Never Heard Before

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Withdrawing from Alcohol Can Literally Kill You Despite What They Say, Pot Can Be Addictive People Don’t Get High Just for the High Desomorphine Will Literally Eat Your Flesh 85% of Smokers Trying to Quit Relapse, Usually Within a Week You Can’t Get Hooked After Just One Use People Can Be Addicted to ANYTHING Food … Read more…

People are eavesdropping the “posh mums of North London” and it’s comedy gold

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The Twitter account @Highgatemums is pure genius, they’re up in the poshest bit of London and listening in on the “ladies who brunch”, and oh my, it’s truly another world. So here’s twenty-six of the utterly most jaw-dropping things they’ve overheard: “Sweetheart, I don’t blame the Art teacher for scolding you. This piece is devastatingly … Read more…